radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: terrakion, via guccier)

badplanets:

She flirted 
"write about me" 

and I told her
"break my heart first"

(via unescapable)

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

(via w-ave)